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Godbothering Gadget of the Month - Jesus Shaves!!! From sallyontour ^Pro in It Gets My Goat (183 days old)

Simply add a hot drink to the mug, and the familiar facial hair of our Lord melts away to reveal... an Italian hairdresser! … more

Crowland From sallyontour ^Pro in I'M ON THE ROAD TO SOMEWHERE (183 days old)

Today we went to see Croyland (sic) Abbey, in the village of Crowland, just up the road from us. We've driven past it many times, but never stopped to explore. You can just imagine how a… more

My first ever oil painting From sallyontour ^Pro in I'M ON THE ROAD TO SOMEWHERE (231 days old)

On Saturday I went on a painting masterclass with Jayne Good, accompanied by friends Erica, Tracey, Jen and Jude (who paid for me as a birthday present. This is the result: Obviously, it's not… more

Blog.de sort yourselves out! From sallyontour ^Pro in It Gets My Goat (243 days old)

This is not the first exchange of this nature, and I'm getting bored with it now: > To: sally > Subject: blog.co.uk misses you! > From: info@blog.de > Date: Thu, 5 Mar 2009 05:41:52 +0100 > >… more

Godbothering Gadget of the Month - the Saint Sebastian Pincushion From sallyontour ^Pro in It Gets My Goat (245 days old)

Pin your hopes on everlasting life with the help of this little beauty, only $12.95. You'll be sew glad you did. … more

Pizza From sallyontour ^Pro in It Gets My Goat (245 days old)

Obviously a prank, but very funny nevertheless: … more

Home Sweet Home From sallyontour ^Pro in Minx of this Parish (245 days old)

Paul, Flossie and I went to Bristol for the weekend to stay with my old friends Gail and Mark and their wrecking crew three boys. It was great to see them, and we all had a very long walk (especially… more

10 Things I Have Learned from The Jeremy Kyle Show From sallyontour ^Pro in Minx of this Parish (289 days old)

Now that I'm working less hours, I'm enjoying occasionally watching The Jeremy Kyle Show and laughing at the dysfunctional trailer-trash learning about the lives of those less fortunate than myself. … more

Nicked from Decado, etc From sallyontour ^Pro in Minx of this Parish (294 days old)

1. Have you ever been searched by the cops? I've had my room searched. Twice. 2. Do you close your eyes on roller coasters? No. But only because I don't go on them. Ever. Not since The Mouse inci… more

Happy New Year to everyone From sallyontour ^Pro in Minx of this Parish (312 days old)

Let's make it a good one. Let's stop talking ourselves into a recession. Let's be positive. Wishing everyone (and especially my bloggity mates) a very happy, healthy and prosperous 2009. L… more

Happy Christmas From sallyontour ^Pro in Minx of this Parish (320 days old)

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Godbothering Gadget of the Month - Bishop Baubles From sallyontour ^Pro in It Gets My Goat (324 days old)

Don't want a fairy on your tree? Why not hang a Bishop instead? Choose from the Archbishop of York(£6.50) or the inexplicably cheaper Archbishop of Canterbury (£5.50. … more

She's got'n whirr she cassn't back'n hasn't From sallyontour ^Pro in Minx of this Parish (333 days old)

Or, for non-Bristolians, On Tuesday evening I reversed into a dyke. Yes, and before you start, all those jokes have been done already. I was trying to turn round on a farm track, and thought I was … more

Godbothering Gadget of the Month - the Jesus Chair From sallyontour ^Pro in It Gets My Goat (373 days old)

Rest in the lap of the Lord with this chair, a snip at just under $700. I know you want one.… more

Happy Samhain! Happy Hallowe'en! From sallyontour ^Pro in Karaoke Car Crash (374 days old)

If that don't scare ya, I don't know what will 88|… more

On the road to Bradford, and breast exposure From sallyontour ^Pro in I'M ON THE ROAD TO SOMEWHERE (378 days old)

On the road to Bradford, I saw: Two camels in a field. A tree wearing a blue apron. Three American Diners. Memo to Asian girl in the Arkwright halls of residence at Bradford Uni: I can see… more

Stolen from the Birthday Girl From sallyontour ^Pro in Minx of this Parish (379 days old)

Stolen from Doralene, who stole it from Sweetladyjane, etc. Three names you go by, other than your given name: 1. Gorgeousness 2. Tumble 3. Quickspin Three screen names you've had: 1. Faerys… more

Godbothering Gadget of the Month From sallyontour ^Pro in It Gets My Goat (404 days old)

A new feature. Unless I forget about it. This month's Godbothering Gadget is the Jesus Pan. Don't all rush at once.… more

Happy birthday Tony !!! From sallyontour ^Pro in Minx of this Parish (405 days old)

Happy birthday Tony P A brave seafaring dog is he And one who, when marooned ashore, can Stun you with his impressive organ playing. ;D … more

Oh I do like to be beside the sea From sallyontour ^Pro in Minx of this Parish (411 days old)

On Saturday we went to Sheringham. We had fish 'n' chips, as you should at the seaside - it's the law. href="http://www.blog.co.uk/media/photo/beach_huts/2839877" title="beach huts"> Rebecc… more

Sunday From sallyontour ^Pro in I'M ON THE ROAD TO SOMEWHERE (413 days old)

Taken from the front of my new home. … more

Country Life From sallyontour ^Pro in Minx of this Parish (432 days old)

From my front window: From the back: Oh I do like living here :yes: Flossie and Widget love it too, although admittedly Flossie has been before and I think no less of Widget for hidin… more

Baldock Bike Bash From sallyontour ^Pro in I'M ON THE ROAD TO SOMEWHERE (435 days old)

Loads of bikes, loads of bikers, loads of fun. All the way to Baldock on the back of the Buell and home again, and my bum feels like concrete. I definitely need to buy myself a Harley. Next Spri… more

Tickers From sallyontour ^Pro in Design Wizard (454 days old)

I don't seem able to post Tickers on my blog description any more (through settings) - is this something to do with the new wizard? I copy and pasted the Ticker in HTML code as usual, it pasted ok … more

I'm moving! From sallyontour ^Pro in I'M ON THE ROAD TO SOMEWHERE (454 days old)

Following a series of desperate disappointments and unacceptable delays, I'm parting company with Lilo 'Lil, aka Songbird. I'm moving in with The Most Gorgeous Man in the World (no, OldNick, I don'… more

Oh and by the way From sallyontour ^Pro in Minx of this Parish (462 days old)

I've not had a ciggie for 10 days. Congratulate me then :yes: Right, now I'm off to kick some heads in :## Nicotine withdrawal? Moi?… more

I'm back! From sallyontour ^Pro in Minx of this Parish (462 days old)

Hello peeps, I'm using my new T-Mobile Web'n'Walk stick which I'm hoping will solve my recent internet difficulties - so far so good :D I've missed you all. Apologies to all those whose birthdays I… more

CaptScottDuke From sallyontour ^Pro in BCUK Community (489 days old)

Has anyone else received this nonsense? Hi sallyontour, I would like you to join my personal blog community. My username at blog.co.uk is: captscottduke Just click on the link below to accep… more

Has Boris Johnson been playing away again? From sallyontour ^Pro in Minx of this Parish (518 days old)

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Fuelling the discontent From sallyontour ^Pro in It Gets My Goat (518 days old)

It now costs me approximately £20 more to fill up my car with unleaded than it did when I bought the car two years ago. How long before it really comes to this? My goat is got. Again. Nu… more